Note to self: THIS is what happens when you play airplane with your baby, above your head after they've just eaten their dinner....

...you get TAGGED...
and not by a bird,

but by a baby.

For me - it was THIS baby.

And instead of being rescued by the husband, he laughs at me and takes pictures on his phone (which he quickly posts on Facebook),

and some with our camera.

All the while I'm helpless laying on the floor with warm upchuck all over myself....

and a baby just smirking at me clean as a whistle.